We Wear Pants ft Paul & Karen (thank you, Men Without Hats!)

It’s my birthday, and per my request, Paul bought me two simple props! This video should explain how we easily embarrassed our kids throughout their childhoods. (Paul says this video needs a “for mature audiences only” warning.) But, hey, we wear pants! Thank you, Men Without Hats, for your great music! May God bless you, protect you, and give you peace!

Music: “Safety Dance” (Men Without Hats)

Words by me: We wear pants when we want to. Yes, we cover our behinds ’cause when guests arrive, and we don’t have pants, well, we’re not all that refined. Say, we wear sweats when we want to when we’re ready to relax. And we can act like we come from out of this world and tell corny jokes and wisecracks. And we wear pants, you see! We wear shorts when we want to, when the weather’s not too cold. And we can dress real neat from our heads to our feet since we’re really not all that old. Say, we wear jeans when we want to, if we don’t go up a size ’cause we love to bake and eat birthday cake and then go and do some exercise. And say, we wear pants, we wear pants. Everything’s under control. We wear pants, we wear pants, all that rigmarole. We wear pants, we wear pants. It’s deliberate, not happenstance. We wear pants, we wear pants, we take action in this circumstance. We wear pants! Oh, well, we wear pants! Ah, yes, we wear pants!